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It's been awhile. Good thing I decided to keep up this blog, thats been working out well. And obviously I did not keep any of my New Years resolutions. Running's overrated anyways, and so is being nice.

At least this year has successfully brought many fabulous things into my life. First of all, having absolutly no fucking money. There is about $5 in my bank account right now and that is overestimating by a lot. The new year fairy was really generous with that one. Also having no job has been pleasant. As I have just, and finally, graduated college I am immediatly in need of a job. However, as I would have guessed it, you need some sort of experience to get a job. And for some bullshit reason former waitress experience dosen't count, to bad I would rather eat shit and live at the dump than ever go back to waiting tables. I am pretty postive though that I will have to go back to doing just that, unless, of course, I decide to sell my body on the street or donate my plasma at some aids covered clinic for a bucket full of cash.

Exciting life I know. And you haven't even learned the best of it, like the fact that at the age of 24 and after 6 years of being on my own, I have to move in with my crazy mother...At least she has a washer and dryer, now I can finally wash the shit off my clothes.

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So after 3 months of bitching about having to do this blog for school, I have decided to continue it. Basically use it as an online journal or bitch log. But, I suppose, a little different considering there is no lock on this one and anybody who acidentally stumbles across this page can read it. Not just my little sister.

Now that I have gotten through the painful prelude - I want you to know that all previous posts were mandatory and for a fucking-shitty class I had to take to graduate Towson Univerisity. Not only did I have to write a blog all about downtown Frederick but luckily I got to create a whole web page as well. It was shit, seriously, pretty bad. However, just so you know, I will never ever write such painfully boring and pointless posts again. Well unless of course you count this one and all subsequent ones. Yea - who's holding a gun to your head telling you better fucking read this. Not me, and if someone is, that's fucking crazy.

To Begin, today is the first day of the New year and I have already successfully broken all my New Year's resolutions. That took long. I am considering restarting them tomorrow and adding a new resolution to my list: Keep your fucking resolutions bitch. Lets see if it works out - maybe I'll keep you updated.